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Cover Reveal: Bittersweet by Carmen Jenner & Lauren McKellar

by Carmen Jenner, Lauren McKellar

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Bittersweet, an all-new hilarious romantic comedy from USA Today bestselling authors Carmen Jenner & Lauren McKellar is coming May 1st!

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Title: Bittersweet

Authors: Carmen Jenner & Lauren McKellar

Cover Designer: Ben Ellis, Be Designs

From two USA Today bestselling authors comes a tale of miscommunication and muffins.

Romy Love knows weddings. As the author of a hugely successful wedding blog, you’d think she’d have love covered. It is her last name, after all.

When it comes to her big day, Romy has the flowers picked out, a dress collecting dust in the back of her closet, and a preacher on standby. There’s just one problem: the groom doesn’t know it yet.

Romy has eyes for the Italian coffee god and single dad who owns the bakery in her building—she also has plans for his delicious buns—but in order to get her happily-ever-after, she has a few things to check off her list first:

Lose twenty pounds

Take over the blogging world one wedding at a time

Make Coffee Hottie fall in love with me

Yeah, this shouldn’t be difficult at all.

Add to Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/39145830-bittersweet

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About the Authors

Carmen Jenner and Lauren K. McKellar are USA Today bestselling authors of a combined twenty-seven books.

They share a love of rom-com, hot baristas and muffins.

You can find more of their books on their websites:

www.carmenjenner.com & www.laurenkmckellar.com

Connect with the Authors:

Carmen Jenner:

Website: http://www.carmenjenner.com/

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Carmen-Jenner

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/6547659.Carmen_Jenner

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Carmen-Jenner/274005066033305

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/carmenjennerauthor/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarmenJAuthor

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Lauren K. McKellar:

Website: https://www.laurenkmckellar.com/

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Lauren-K.-McKellar

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/7231799.Lauren_K_McKellar

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LaurenKateMcKellar

Instagram: www.instagram.com/LaurenKMcKellar

Twitter: www.twitter.com/LaurenKMcKellar

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Our Reviews of Cake by Carmen Jenner

by Carmen Jenner
Genres: Romantic Comedy

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Cake, an all-new romantic and hilarious standalone from USA Today bestselling author Carmen Jenner is available NOW!

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Poppy Porter’s ex is getting married … to her ex-best friend. To land her dream job of partner in the most prestigious firm on the Upper East Side, Poppy must now pull double shifts as their wedding planner and maid of honor. And the icing on a truly craptastic cake? Leo Nass. Handsome, infuriating, womanizer, and … the best man. Despite their longstanding loathing, Poppy doesn’t see Leo coming. Literally.

One ruined cake.

One archnemesis.

One hour to save the wedding.

Can they put their hatred aside long enough to save Poppy’s job and Bridezilla’s head from exploding?

Piece of cake, right?

Reviews:

 

OMG, this was one of the funniest, sexiest books I think I’ve ever read… also my first read from Carmen and I’m kicking myself I haven’t picked up one of her books before! I was crying tears from laughing the whole way through this story… Poppy Porter was a quick-witted, no-nonsense wedding planner who had the unenviable task of planning her ex-fiance and ex-best friends shotgun wedding. All the while trying to fend off seemingly unwanted quips and advances from the man who has been her nemesis since high school… the cocky man whore Leo Nass! The one-liners throughout this book were so clever and the banter between all the characters kept me fully entertained from start to finish. This is definitely a must-read for anyone who loves a great romantic comedy… 5 stars is not enough this book was just so much fun!

Reviewed by Nat

4.5 stars

I absolutely loved this funny as hell, Rom Com. I haven’t laughed like this for a long time at a book, the one-liners throughout this book were just priceless and on more than one occasion was asked what I was laughing at. I had tears running down my cheeks, uncontrollably laughing. The best chapter was the cork and the bride’s nose.

I loved Leo in this book but I loved Poppy more. She was so strong, resilient and a better person than me that’s for sure. I loved the banter and the whole chase that carried on throughout this book. I love a bit of revenge and you see this going down as the book went on and developed. This will go down to being one of my favourite RomComs I have read to date. It wasn’t all happiness and light. There was upset and betrayal of the highest order and I am not so sure I would be as forgiving as Poppy.

This book is a brilliant must-read and recommendation from me. I thoroughly enjoyed every word and laugh, there was to be had.

Reviewed by Donna

What a good chuckle this story is and I always enjoy a good romantic comedy.

Poppy Porter, a wedding planner, is invited to be the maid of honour for her best..er..ex best friend. Why ex? Because said friend starting going out with Poppy’s ex-fiancé quickly after they broke up and now two months later is marrying him! Who in their right mind would ask someone to do this? An ex-best friend who hasn’t got the memo yet that Poppy might not be down with the whole arrangement. Not only that her archenemy, Leo Nass, is the best man and biggest pain in the rear.

There are so many humorous scenes but one of my favourites is at the beginning when Poppy bumps into a taxi, it doesn’t sound funny but what she says is hilarious. Another one is in the hotel room with ‘Dan’, Poppy really works him over!

I literally couldn’t put this book down! It’s a fast-paced book that leaves wanting to look for more of Carmen Jenner’s books to devour.

Reviewed by Robyn

 

 

Excerpt:

I sneak closer to the bed, my heart pounding as I throw the pillow at him. The guy shifts in his sleep, and his breathing slows, but a beat later the snoring starts again and I have to resist the urge to scream. Instead, I raise my poker and jab the sheet covered body. It’s not hard, just a quick jab or two, but he still doesn’t stir.

“Hey, asshole!” I shout, and whack him hard in the butt with my poker.

The giant freak jumps up and seizes my hand. His grip forces me to drop my weapon. He yanks me toward him—on top of him—and this is how I find myself eye to eye with the beast. He breathes his heavy, stinking breath on my face, and I wince and wrinkle my nose.

Leo’s eyes crinkle in the corners as he laughs. “Morning, Pop Tart.”

“Get the hell out of my bed. And brush your goddamn teeth. What are you doing in my house, Nass?”

“Ah, still feisty, huh? Is this like an all-day thing with you, or do you eventually turn from an angry sea witch into a person? Would coffee help?”

“Fuck you, Leo.”

“Darlin’, you wish.”

“You’re disgusting. I wouldn’t touch you if—”

“Yeah, yeah, if I were the last man on Earth. I’ve heard it all before, sweet cheeks, and I don’t buy it for a second.” He flips us so suddenly my head spins. I’m beneath him, my wrists pinioned to the bed above my head by just one of his strong hands. The other glides up my side. My sheets have twisted up around us, but from this angle it looks as if Leo Nass is very much naked in my bed.

“Goddamn it,” I complain once I find my voice. “I’m going to need to burn these sheets after you leave.”

His eyebrow quirks, and the grin he gives me is all-out salacious. He shifts his weight between my legs, then he drops his hips and grinds his erection against me. I’m stunned, speechless. I have no words. They’ve all left me because my brain has turned to mush and my vagina is the only one thinking, and I’m really not okay leaving her in charge. “Why burn them when we’re not done messing them up?”
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About Carmen:

Carmen Jenner is a thirty-something, USA Today and international bestselling author.

Her dark romance, KICK (Savage Saints MC #1), won Best Dark Romance Read in the Reader’s Choice Awards at RWDU, 2015.

A tattoo enthusiast, hardcore makeup addict and zombie fangirl, Carmen lives on the sunny North Coast of New South Wales, Australia, where she spends her time indoors wrangling her two wildling children, a dog named Pikelet, and her very own man-child.

A romantic at heart, Carmen strives to give her characters the HEA they deserve, but not before ruining their lives completely first … because what’s a happily ever after without a little torture?
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Connect with Carmen:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/CarmenJennerAuthor/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarmenJAuthor

Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/carmenjenner/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/carmenjennerauthor/

SnapChat: https://www.snapchat.com/add/TheCarmenJenner

Amazon: http://amzn.to/2BKhcoL

Stay up to date with Carmen by joining her mailing list here:

http://carmenjennerauthor.blogspot.com.au/p/blog-page.html

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Cover Reveal: Cake by Carmen Jenner

by Carmen Jenner
Genres: Romantic Comedy

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Cake, an all-new romantic and hilarious standalone from USA Today bestselling author Carmen Jenner is coming March 1st!

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Title: Cake

Author: Carmen Jenner

Genre: Rom-com

Cover Design: Ben Ellis, Be Designs

Illustration: Yehuda Devir

Release Date: March 1, 2018

Poppy Porter’s ex is getting married … to her ex-best friend. To land her dream job of partner in the most prestigious firm on the Upper East Side, Poppy must now pull double shifts as their wedding planner and maid of honor. And the icing on a truly craptastic cake? Leo Nass. Handsome, infuriating, womanizer, and … the best man. Despite their longstanding loathing, Poppy doesn’t see Leo coming. Literally.

One ruined cake.

One archnemesis.

One hour to save the wedding.

Can they put their hatred aside long enough to save Poppy’s job and Bridezilla’s head from exploding?

Piece of cake, right?

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Add to GoodReads: http://bit.ly/2CNzLZN

About Carmen:

Carmen Jenner is a thirty-something, USA Today and international bestselling author.

Her dark romance, KICK (Savage Saints MC #1), won Best Dark Romance Read in the Reader’s Choice Awards at RWDU, 2015.

A tattoo enthusiast, hardcore makeup addict and zombie fangirl, Carmen lives on the sunny North Coast of New South Wales, Australia, where she spends her time indoors wrangling her two wildling children, a dog named Pikelet, and her very own man-child.

A romantic at heart, Carmen strives to give her characters the HEA they deserve, but not before ruining their lives completely first … because what’s a happily ever after without a little torture?
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Connect with Carmen:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/CarmenJennerAuthor/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarmenJAuthor

Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/carmenjenner/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/carmenjennerauthor/

SnapChat: https://www.snapchat.com/add/TheCarmenJenner

Amazon: http://amzn.to/2BKhcoL

Stay up to date with Carmen by joining her mailing list here:

http://carmenjennerauthor.blogspot.com.au/p/blog-page.html

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Donna’s Review of Puck Love by Carmen Jenner

by Carmen Jenner
Genres: Sports Romance

 

Title: Puck Love
Author: Carmen Jenner
Genre: Sports Romance
Release Date: October 3, 2017

 

Blurb

 

Stella Hart is the hottest thing in country music. For ten years, she’s been Nashville’s darling. She’s pure, sweet, and a positive role model in an industry rife with scandals, sex, and sequins. Men want to own her, women want to be her—everyone wants a piece of her, and Stella? Well, she wants out.
As the center for the Calgary Crushers, Van Ross isn’t afraid of the spotlight, but he doesn’t much like it either. Despite his reputation as a player, the NHL’s bad boy lives for only two things: the game, and his younger brother. That’s why when he comes across a country music superstar seeking refuge at his home in the Canadian Rockies, he’s not too happy with the media shitstorm this surprise houseguest brings.
With a nationwide manhunt, paparazzi dogging their every move, producers of a reality TV show baying for blood, and a record label desperate to see their “good girl” returned safely home, Van and Stella’s lives are snowballing out of control.
While Van would like nothing more than to show the purest of them all how well he handles his er … stick, Stella is no puck bunny. Nor is she as innocent as she’d have the world believe. With chemistry like theirs, tension runs high on and off the ice, but the end game is the same for both players: line up the puck, take the shot, and score. If only their hearts understood the play.
Puck fame and fortune.
Puck right and wrong.

 

Puck love.

 

Purchase Links

AMAZON US / UK / CA / AU

Free in Kindle Unlimited

Review

This book is amazing and completely not what I expected. It’s a mash of a sports and rockstar (country) book and it works so well. I laughed heaps through this book, with the one-liners and sexual innuendos it just leaves you feeling really happy.

I devoured this book in 24hrs and even when I was out doing my day to day tasks I had to keep picking it up and reading. I needed to know what happened next and the wait was just painful. The characters are brilliant and I completely love sassy take no nonsense Stella aka Country. Van was a smart-mouthed sex God on the ice in the world is hockey. Their worlds collide and the magic happens. I thoroughly enjoyed every single word.

This book is a huge recommend from me and I really love the way the story flowed. Even the down parts made me smile in a weird way. But I guarantee you definitely won’t be sorry when you read this.

Reviewed by Donna

 

Excerpt

“What are you running from?” I say, echoing the me from several months ago when this strange and beautiful creature had arrived on my doorstep, lost, and seeking refuge from a world that might have destroyed a lesser woman.
She takes several steps back until there’s nowhere left to go but on top of the counter.
“I’m not running from anything.” 
I press against her. She’s stiff as a board. That makes two of us. “I miss you, Stella. I jack it every day thinking about you, sometimes twice a day. I want you.”
“You can’t have me, Van.”
“Bullshit,” I hiss. I slide my hand into her hair, and pull her closer. I lean in, but I don’t kiss her. “Tell me you miss me. Tell me you’re thinking about me, too.”
“I don’t . . .” She shakes her head, but her breath is hot and heavy against my face.
“I’m not.”  
I close my eyes and rub my cheek against hers. My stubble is likely scratching her delicate skin, but she doesn’t pull away, and I slide my hand under her shirt. She’s braless. I groan. All those long days and nights she tortured me at the cabin by wearing only my flannel shirts with no bra, and probably no panties either, for all I knew. This little cock tease needs a taste of her own medicine.

 

 

Author Bio

Carmen Jenner is a thirty-something, USA Today and international bestselling author.Her dark romance, KICK (Savage Saints MC #1), won Best Dark Romance Read in the Reader’s Choice Awards at RWDU, 2015.

A tattoo enthusiast, hardcore makeup addict and zombie fangirl, Carmen lives on the sunny North Coast of New South Wales, Australia, where she spends her time indoors wrangling her two wildling children, a dog named Pikelet, and her very own man-child.

A romantic at heart, Carmen strives to give her characters the HEA they deserve, but not before ruining their lives completely first … because what’s a happily ever after without a little torture?

PUBLISHED TITLES TO DATE

Welcome to Sugartown (Sugartown Series #1)

The Way Back Home

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